Are you ready to be fucked, man? Da Fino: Hey hey, i'm not messing with your special lady. Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? The neighbors had moved out and left behind a rug, which I appropriated for my living room, joked about how it "tied the room together" all night long. Now her toe is in the mail. Cab Driver: F*** you, man! The Big Lebowski: Uli doesn't care about anything. If you will it, it is no dream. The Dude: I sure hope he makes the finals. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man! Walter Sobchak: How the f*** should I know? Mark it zero! They posted the next round for the tournament. In addition, Big Lebowski's movie was a huge success and had many fans. The Big Lebowski: The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain! The central conceit of the narrative is that The Dude has the exact same legal name as a local millionaire philanthropist. What's this day of rest shit? This is what happens, Larry! Long before playing a downtrodden country singer in Crazy Heart (2009) and an alcoholic deputy in True Grit (2010), there was The Dude. These men are cowards. Laughable, man - ha ha! Sometimes. [expectant pause] The Dude: Walter Sobchak: Da Fino: WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF F***ING CRYBABIES? I'm not we're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude. The Big Lebowski: I'm sorry your stepmother is a nympho. The Dude: Fuck the tournament Fuck YOU, Walter! Walter Sobchak: [the Dude, Walter, and Donny walk out of the bowling alley, to find the three Nihilists waiting in front of the Dude's car, which has been torched]. The Dude: Look, just stay away from my f***ing lady friend. The Dude: What I'm blathering about - new sh*t has come to light, man. Condolences. You see what happens, Larry?! Come on Donny, let's go get us a lane. Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but I don't see what it has to do with - do you have any Kahla? That's f***ing combat. Maude Lebowski: Sex. You want a toe? The physical act of love. The Big Lebowski: The Stranger: The Dude abides. Westward the wagons, across the sands of time until we - ah, look at me. Yes, Walter, you're right. He fits right in there. You're not wrong Walter. You got a date Wednesday, baby! You have got to buck up, man. WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! The Dude: The Dude: That's what ransom is. I'm a f***ing veteran that's who I am! I didn't rent it shoes. The Dude: Mark it zero! Smokey insists he didnt step over the line, but Walter wont acquiesce. Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. I don't like your jerk-off name. [points gun in Smokey's face], Walter Sobchak: (shouting) YOU THINK I'M F***ING AROUND HERE?! Walter Sobchak: Just as we were discussing why The Jesus still fascinates loyal fans 22 years after Lebowski 's premiere, Turturro excused himself politely. Walter Sobchak: He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude. Have it your way. [shouting] Come on, Dude! You fucking know its been stolen. I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug. I was one of the original authors of the Port Huron Declaration. Walter Sobchak: Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of sh*t. The Dude: I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug. It's "F*** YOU, WALTER, LEAVE ME THE F*** ALONE!" The Dude: This iconic quote from Walter comes right after The Dude explains that their main antagonists are essentially nihilists. What am I gonna tell Lebowski? They're not literally his children. The Dude: Come on fuckhead! Walter Sobchak: Did Walter kill Donny in The Big Lebowski? The Dude: Come on, man. She'll be back in a moment, sit down. Walter Sobchak: This is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin. He no longer digs her, it's all a show! Ja, it seems you have forgotten our little deal, Lebowski. Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot! Younger Cop: Sometimes. I didn't rent it shoes. The Dude: By the way, do you think that you could give me that $20,000 in cash? For a split second, the audience sees the two men who have broken in to the apartment come up behind him and attack him. can one turn left and right at a red light with dual lane turns? Jesus, man, could you change the channel? Younger Cop: Sometimes. Walter Sobchak: [Dude, Walter and Donny turn as Jesus approaches] I see you rolled your way into the semis. Walter Sobchak: [Five minutes after pulling a gun on Smokey]. GOD DAMN IT! V.I. Related: The Jesus Rolls Final Trailer Takes The Big Lebowski Favorite on a Road Trip. 18 Apr. It's comforting to know that there are still people like Walter out there, who, "Gives a sh*t about the rules". I mean, he's fifteen. The million bucks was never in the briefcase! Da Fino: Hey, uh, phfff, maybe you and me could pool our resources, trade information a professional courtesycompeers, you know what i mean. Are you sure he won't mind? [the Nihilists invade the Dude's bathroom accompanied by a trained ferret]. WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES? By the way, do you think that you could give me that $20,000 in cash? Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Fuck me. The Dude: Brother Shamus? The Dude: So if you could just write me a check for ten percent of a million dollars five grand Walter Sobchak: You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. What the fuck are you talking about Dude? In The Big Lebowski documentary The Achievers, Jaik defends himself by saying, "I loaned it to a friend of mine and he had left it in the car." In real life, Peter and part-time private investigator Lew Abernathy went to Jaik's house to confront him. Because he doesn't f***ing want her back! Nobody is going to cut your dick off. [Proceeds to smash up what he wrongly believes is Larry's new Corvette] This is what happens, Larry! The Dude: Oh, Jesus, what's that smell, man? Mark it zero. Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic Walter Sobchak: This iconic quote occurs when The Dude visits her studio for the first time, witnessing her experimental nudist art style and eccentric behavior up close. Walter Sobchak: I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself down through the generations. The asshole was hoping that they would kill her! makes me think of senior year of college. Younger Cop: Sometimes. Huh? Walter Sobchak: STANDS4 LLC, 2023. It's the family farm. You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? Gimme the marker Dude, I'm marking it 8. I'm just helping her conceive, man! Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski? Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! The Dude: Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. I'm the Dude, man. Why hasn't the Attorney General investigated Justice Thomas? Tattoo it on your forehead! Your wife is Bunny. They think it'll make her homesick. Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation? What's this bullshit? They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs, and meanwhile, look at the bottom line: Who's sittin' on a million fuckin' dollars? And over 25 years later, by some strange miracle, the role turned out to be the definitive moment of his illustrious career. Walter Sobchak: But the Coen comedy that has taken on the mantle of "Most Quotable Comedy of the last 25 Years" is Marijuana's answer to Humphrey Bogart's The Big Sleep; 1997's The Big Lebowski. We got help choppering in. The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. That or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing., You said it, man. The Big Lebowski: The Dude: Well, enjoy. Walter Sobchak: Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on. Walter Sobchak: F***in' exactly what happened to those That makes me f***in' sick! Walter Sobchak: You see what happens? My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. Walter Sobchak: Well, sometimes, it's a cathartic -. Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. This is a guy Walter Sobchak: You'd just met me You human paraquat! Liam and me, were gonna f*** you up. The Dude delivers this response in the most understated, half-interested manner possible, just to really exaggerate how little hes threatened by the freak. ", Walter pushes the limits of coercive interrogation in this volcanically absurd scene. Walter Sobchak: You're Mr. Lebowski. F*ck me. The Big Lebowski: Maude Lebowski: Uli Hauff? How have things been going? That's a great plan, Walter. Yeah, your wiggly penis, Lebowski. Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though. The Dude: How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus. The old man told me to take any rug in the house. The bums lost. And stay away from my special - from my fucking lady friend, man! Like an Irish monk? I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. And stay away from my special--from my f***ing lady friend man. I mean, you know the guy? Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of. Ran away about a year ago. Walter Sobchak: Now, what happened to your face? Am I wrong?" - Walter I'd say he's still got about $960 - $970,000 left, depending on the options. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. You figured 'Oh, here's a loser. Earning nearly $50 million at the box office on a meager $15 million budget, the movie was a huge word-of-mouth success. Walter Sobchak: Nihilist #3: Ja, it seems you have forgotten our little deal, Lebowski. After The Dudes classic Thats just like, your opinion, man line, The Jesus stands his ground. Going to her f***ing synagogue. Our basic freedoms! Walter Sobchak: And the f***ing money. Big friend of Jim Cameron and Gale Anne Hurd and went diving with them. Donny: [Runs over to Walter and Dude] They posted the next round for the tournament! The Dude: F*** sympathy! What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. [shouting] The Dude: Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". Do you find them much, these, stolen cars? Well, they'll have to reschedule. The Dude: Yeah yeah, I get it. Brandt: Walter Sobchak: Due to his riches and physical stature, the guys jokingly refer to him as "The Big Lebowski." Donny: Lebowski? Her life was in our hands, man! He may leave Mr. Lebowski's office getting pelted with cries of, "Condolences! Youre entering a world of pain, says Walter, aiming the gun at Smokeys head. We believe in nothing, Lebowski. A million bucks from fucking needy Little Urban Achievers! Nihilists! The Dude: Walter Sobchak: And look at it this way Dude, who's got a million f***ing dollars in their trunk? Ah, no that was the chief of police of Malibu. The Dude: And shit man, she kidnapped herself. Walter Sobchak: What the f*** are you talking about? I'm more Jewish than Tevye! Walter Sobchak: There was no bottom. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish. She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? You human paraquat! 2023. The Dude: [clears throat] Well sure, man. Another line that is surely in the running for most-quoted-of-all-time, but then again that might be (say it with me), just my opinion man. Excuse me, dear? Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski. It's outside of Moorhead, Minnesota. - I know. Shit! I'm a brother shamus! Jackie Treehorn: Nobody fucks with The Jesus. So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. Do you see what happens, Larry, when you f*** a stranger in the ass?! The Dude: A Brother Seamus? Maude Lebowski: Does he still write? Would you like a drink? Walter Sobchak: That's why I picked up the phone. Nihilist: The Dude: Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. Is this your homework, Larry? Walter, face it, there isn't any connection. ", "Over the line! I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though. "The Big Lebowski Quotes." The Coen Brothers are an incomparable screenwriting, directing, and producing duo, who have showcased their aptitude for writing unforgettably hilarious lines of dialogue since the release of their first out-and-out comedy, 1987's Raising Arizona. Dude. The good news is, The Big Lebowski is every bit a Coen movie, and its lazy plot is part of its laidback charm. Endlessly entertaining, there's a good bit to be gained from a rewatch of The Big . Walter Sobchak: What the f*** are you talkin' about? Yeah, I'll see you at practice on Wednesday. Does this place look like I'm f***ing married? It seems unlikely that Larry actually stole the car. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Later in the film, The Dudes car gets stolen from outside the bowling alley. Good night, sweet prince. I mean, he knows we never handed off the briefcase, but he never asked for it back. His self-aggrandizing catchphrase is now immortal, "You said it man. The Big Lebowski: The Big Lebowski (1998) Quotes Showing all 199 items The Dude : [ repeated line by The Dude and others ] That rug really tied the room together. The Dude: Upwards of ten times in the film, Donny's selective listening habit earns him a "Shut the f*** up, Donny," from Walter, but in a few choice moments like this one, we get a unique, spirited barb. These so-called nihilists are a trio of German goons who claim to be holding the real Big Lebowskis wife Bunny hostage. [author Arthur Sellars is lying quietly in his iron lung] Lew had a briefcase and inside it were baggies filled with stuff from the car. Web. Walter Sobchak: Maude Lebowski: I think it's a Pomeranian. "The Big Lebowski Quotes." The portable phone starts ringing, the Dude asks the Auto Circus Cop if there are any leads on who stole his beater car, being shown a picture Bunny's old farm home, the Dude is leaving after his first meeting with Lebowski, Five minutes after pulling a gun on Smokey, author Arthur Sellars is lying quietly in his iron lung, after recovering his car from the Auto circus, after the chief of police throws a coffee mug at his head, the Dude has been drugged and is semi-conscious, looking at his hero writer Digby Sellers in an iron lung, singing while semi-conscious in the back of a police car, Throwing the Big Lebowski out of his wheelchair. They did not receive the money! A big part of The Dudes legacy is his iconic outfit, which has become a popular Halloween costume over the years, but the main attraction is, and always has been his uniquely hilarious dialogue. Malibu Police Chief: Stay outta Malibu, Lebowski! Say, friend, you got any more of that good Sarsaparilla? What sort of contractor retrofits kitchen exhaust ducts in the US? Yeah, sure, if I'm in the neighborhood and I, uh gotta use the john. To this day, theres an annual Lebowski Fest at which hordes of The Dudes disciples dress up as their icon and partake in an array of Lebowski-themed activities. His name's Lebowski? The Dude: You're Mr. Lebowski. The Dude: Oh, Jesus, what's that smell, man? My father's weakness is vanity, hence the slut. We know you kept the million bucks for yourself. Dios mio, man. Like an Irish monk? When they arrived, there was a man in a hospital bed in the living room like in the movie. Walter Sobchak: Here you go, Larry. Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. They'll call back. All right, I can see you don't want to be cheered up here, Dude. Hey, cool it Walter. There are rules. Am I wrong? 4. 6. The Dude: The Dude: The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man. Is this your homework, Larry? Younger Cop: Sometimes. Why was the kid's homework in The Dude's car after it was stolen? The Dude: Does the Pope shit in the woods? Walter Sobchak: Fu** it, Dude, let's go bowling. Walter Sobchak: That's it, I'm outta here. Yeah, uh. The great John Tuturro has long-been a key player in the Coen Brother's larger stable of acting talent. He studied film and digital media at UC Santa Cruz, where he became a voracious consumer and ponderer of the creative arts. You turn in your library card? When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast. I didn't like seein' Donny go. Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though - or he has to pay a hundred. The Big Lebowski: You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? Interactive erotic software. The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Soundtracks, shouted repeatedly while smashing a car with a crow bar, Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude, while dunking the Dude's head in the toilet, the Dude, Walter, and Donny walk out of the bowling alley, to find the three Nihilists waiting in front of the Dude's car, which has been torched, the Nihilists, stunned, confer amongst themselves in German, Stunned, the Germans confer amongst themselves again, the Nihilists invade the Dude's bathroom accompanied by a trained ferret, They walk out of the bowling alley and see the Dude's car gone. Woo, Treehorn Thug: What the fuck are you? Is this your homework, Larry? The Dude: [repeated line by The Dude and others] That rug really tied the room together. Singer: Huh? Now so far, we have, what appears to me, to be a series of victimless crimes Walter Sobchak: [slams fist on counter] FORGET ABOUT THE F***ING TOE! Related: 8 Iconic Drinks Made Famous By Movies and Television. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Once his stolen car is recovered, the Dude finds homework he believes belongs to the car thief in the back seat. Moore's line delivery as she's urging "Jeffery" (The Dude) to visit Maude's physician, a man whose skills she vouches for by saying, "He's a good man And thorough", is so sublimely bizarre, that its unique rhythm and cadence will never leave the recesses of your mind. You *stop* being Jewish? Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski: Well, you know, the Dude abides. I do know that nothing about it indicates Walter Sobchak: Fine, Dude. The Dude: And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new sh*t, you know, I-I-I-I this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple uh, you know? The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words? Walter Sobchak: Whereas what we have here? Nihilist #3: She though we'd be getting million dollars! They're not gonna kill shit, they're not gonna do shit. Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski? The Dude: Do you find them much, these, stolen cars? Some chinaman took them from me in Korea. The bums lost!" Walter Sobchak: Dude That's That's just the stress talkin', man. The perfect foil to The Dudes permanent low-key nature is Walter Sobchak, his loudmouthed man-child best friend. Walter Sobchak: It's a Swiss fuckin' watch. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. It's an alchemical, lighting-in-a-bottle moment of comedic genius. Walter Sobchak: I had a rough night and I hate the f***in' Eagles, man! Da Fino, Private Snoop: Walter Sobchak: Is this your homework, Larry? Laughable, man HA HA! When you get a divorce you get a new license? What the fuck are you talking about? The Dude: He thinks the carpet pissers did this? Walter Sobchak: Who's got a million f***ing dollars in their f***ing car? The Dude: Ok, so then why doesn't he give a sh*t about his million bucks? The Dude: Donny: What the f*** is he talking about? Maude Lebowski: Contents. Unfortunately for him, the car belongs to Larry's neighbor, not to Larry. What do you do for recreation? scene is the clearest evocation of that basis. The Dude: Oh, the usual. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. Walter Sobchak: I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Oh, fuck me, man! Walter Sobchak: The Dude: Thank you, Donny. That's your name, Dude! Call the medics, Dude. Her life was in their hands. Thank you Walter, that makes me feel very secure, it makes me feel very warm inside. Rest easy, good buddy, you're doing fine. Walter Sobchak: Okay. The Dude: What the f*** are you talking about? The Dude: Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here! But you know me. The Dude: Cab Driver: Walter Sobchak: Donny, shut the f When do we play? And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson. Tony the Chauffeur: The Dude: The Dude: This is the f***in' guy! (NOT interested in AI answers, please). Would you come off it Walter? Nothing is fucked. I can get you a toe. The Dude: It's uh uh it's down there somewhere, let me take another look. The Dude: The mind reels when one considers just how many seemingly random lines of dialogue uttered in this movie, have taken on a life of their own in the modern pop culture lexicon. The bums lost. [giggles] Walter Sobchak: I told that f*** down at the league office Who's in charge of scheduling? The Dude's Assailants (Dramatic Irony) Early on in the film, the Dude arrives home and walks through his front door. Hmmm Sure, that and a pair of testicles. Stack Exchange network consists of 181 Q&A communities including Stack Overflow, the largest, most trusted online community for developers to learn, share their knowledge, and build their careers. Walter Sobchak: Oh please, dear? After the tight plotting and quirky intensity of Fargo, this casually amusing follow-up from the prolifically inventive Coen (Ethan and Joel) brothers seems like a bit of a lark, and the result was a box-office disappointment. Walter Sobchak: How the f*** should I know? The Stranger: But you're not foolin' me, man. Brandt: Mr. Lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier, once we get instructions for the money. F*** me. The Dude: [after recovering his car from the Auto circus]. These young men gave their lives. Walter Sobchak: New Corvette? There are ways, Dude. Da Fino: The Knutsens. Did I urinate on your rug? It's just a game, man. When local bowler, Smokey, barely slips his toe across the threshold of the foul line, then refuses to mark his scorecard as a zero, Walter simply cannot let his transgression slide. Walter Sobchak: Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community. The Dude: Oh, the usual. Walter Sobchak: Older guy. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. Ve still vant ze money, Lebowski, or ve f*** you up. Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though. Walter Sobchak: F***ing dog has f***ing papersOVER THE LINE! Francis Donnelly, Funeral Director: Yeah, the beauty of this is its simplicity. In standout films like Fearless (1991) and The Fisher King (1994), he stepped into the shoes of normal albeit classically good-looking guys who couldnt help but find themselves in extraordinary situations. Uli Kunkol? Ze lingonberry pancake. He swears that hes not going to put up with any of Walters funny business. Shut the fuck up, Donny! Nothing. Maude Lebowski: The Dude: Walter, this is not a First Amendment thing, man. So that's what you call me. Walter Sobchak: That's right, Dude. The occasional acid flashback. The Big Lebowski: Alternative ways to code something like a table within a table? I can get you a toe, believe me. But, then I happen to know that there's a little Lebowski on the way. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. The Dude: Shoosh. To subscribe to this RSS feed, copy and paste this URL into your RSS reader. [Punching a nihilist] Could you please keep your voices down? Not on the rug, man. And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man. You might fool the f***s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. The Dude: You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling? My dirty undies My fucking whites [They walk out of the bowling alley and see the Dude's car gone. It also contained a briefcase allegedly filled with ransom money given to The Dude by The Big Lebowski to be delivered to The Nihilists . The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man. The Dude: Brandt: We've been frantically trying to reach you, Dude. The Dude: Walter Sobchak: You mean beyond pacifism? Dios mio, man. Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here! As a gesture of intent, Walter takes a tire iron to a pristine red sports car parked out in front of Larrys home. I don't f***in' care! Ahh fuckin'-A, man. The Dude: The occasional acid flashback. Goofs Walter Sobchak: That's what ransom is. Look, just stay away from my fucking lady friend. Me and Charlie - eyeball to eyeball. Younger Cop : Sometimes. Larry is the owner of the found homework and seems to be a fourteen year old kid. Rate this quote: 0.0 / 0 votes. Walter Sobchak: Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as sh*t. Walter Sobchak: DONT F***ING ROLL! I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck Donny: And five fucking years ago you were divorced man! The Dude: Get out of that car! [Last line] Walter Sobchak: You're not even fucking Jewish, man. Vagina. Smokey: The Dude: Hey, cool it Walter. Who's got a fuckin' million fuckin' dollars sittin' in the trunk of our car? When accused, he does not seem to take it seriously, as though is his guilty. The character of Walter was reported to be heavily inspired by the legendary screenwriter and self-described maverick filmmaker John Milius. The Dude: well, thats just. like your opinion, man. The Stranger: I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself. In a sense, yes. I can get you a toe, Dude. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. The Dude: Oh, for Christ's sake, Walter Walter Sobchak: You're entering a world of pain, son. I know you will. The Dude utters his iconic line at that moment, creating arguably the most iconic line of the film, destined to be plastered on t-shirts and dorm room posters for years to come. They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! I converted when I married Cynthia! Sex. [the Dude is leaving after his first meeting with Lebowski] And new sh*t is always coming to light, man. The Dude: Bunny Lebowski: Walter Sobchak: The best quotes from The Big Lebowski (1998). [being shown a picture Bunny's old farm home]. Fucking Nazis. These men are cowards. You figured 'Oh, here's a loser', you know? You'd just met me, you you human paraquat! I mean we totally fucked it up man, we fucked up this payoff, we got the kidnappers all mad at us, and Lebowski, ya know, he yelled at me a lot but he didn't do anything, huh? Where is your car? Maude Lebowski: Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit. But you're not foolin' me, man. Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. 5. Da Fino, Private Snoop: Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady. The Dude: That was me and six other guys. The Dude: Walter, what am I gonna tell Lebowski? Fuck you man. Top 5 Quotes. Parring down this list to merely 10 selections, is a genuine struggle for any Lebowski fan. With a record. The Dude: Let me explain something to you. The Big Lebowski: The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose. The Dude: Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski?! Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. They did not receive the money, you nitwit! Jesus Quintana: Are you ready to be f***ed, man? The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the f*** are you talking about? Walter Sobchak: It don't matter to Jesus. "Forget it, Donny. Dios mio, man. This is a mortuary. Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. (chuckles) They send us a toe, we're supposed to sh*t ourselves with fear. Walter Sobchak: Nothing changes. Do you like it? The Dude: The Dude: Walter, face it - There isn't any connection. Just like Walter, The Jesus takes bowling way, way too seriously. Our mutual acquaintance Bunny is one of these. I'd go myself but I'm pumping blood. The Dude: Jesus, man, could you change the channel? I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. Maude Lebowski: Updated on September 26, 2022 by Tanner Fox: Nearly a quarter-century after its debut, The Big Lebowski remains a cultural touchstone; from relaxing games of bowling to white Russians and rugs that really tie the room together, many of the film's funniest moments remain permanently ingrained in the minds of fans. [holding a bowling ball] The Big Lebowski: Walter Sobchak: I told that kraut a f***ing thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos! But regardless, anyone who has ever seen this scene will forever know the answer to the question "Do you see what happens?". Fuck the tournament? Add more and vote on your favourites! Walter Sobchak: That's not her toe, Dude. Younger Cop: That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't fucking roll*! This is not a worthy adversary. I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? 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